u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Anonymous asked: If you had to pick an "ideal age" to get married what would it be and why?
25 or 26, that’s on our wedding day. I think this because the changes that happen post college have already happened and you’re finding your place in society and with your career hopefully. Plus when the honeymoon stage is over and you’ve had enough time to enjoy life as a married couple you can start thinking about children and I think this age sets you up in the right time frame.
maybe if i tag my mom on a status on facebook and ask for chinese food she’ll say yes
you can’t say no in front of people
I’m getting Chinese food